Move over, Netflix, binges and popcorn, because Sanjay, the divine seer of the Mahabharat, has returned with his unique brand of commentary not from the battlefield but from the legal battleground which are currently juggling a whopping 4.7 crore pending cases
WITH HIS ability to see far and hear wide, Sanjay has taken it upon himself to narrate the sorry state of affairs within the Indian legal system. And oh boy, he’s not pulling any punches. Imagine – endless lines of stressed-out litigants, confused lawyers, and worn-out judges, all crammed into court premises that make the battlefield of Kurukshetra look like a serene vacation spot.
Sanjay, with his signature compassion and empathy, is painting a vivid picture of the desperate cries and frustrated sighs of the people who’ve been waiting in line for justice for what seems like decades. We’re talking about folks who’ve gone from being fresh faced younglings to grizzled veterans while waiting for their cases to be heard. Move over, Grey’s Anatomy, because this is some real “drama meets patience” telecast right here.
But it’s not just the litigants who have Sanjay concerned, it’s the judges too. These poor souls are battling it out in the legal equivalent of an ‘all you can eat buffet’, except it’s not food, it’s cases. Sanjay reveals that these judges are working overtime, sacrificing meals, holidays, and quite possibly their sanity. And all for what? To wade through a sea of legal jargon and make decisions that could potentially change lives.
Not only that, but Sanjay’s eagle eyes have spotted a few judges snapping like twigs under the pressure, resorting to some rather colorful language and even more colorful verdicts. But hey, who can blame them? If we had to listen to endless legal arguments day in and day out, we’d probably lose our marbles too.
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In a twist that no one saw coming, Sanjay goes full philosopher on us, wondering aloud why the Indian legal system is slower than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon, more inefficient than a one-wheeled bicycle, and sometimes, dare we say it, a tad bit corrupt. He reminisces about the good old days of the Mahabharat, when things were settled in a neat 18-day package deal, complete with divine intervention and celestial weapons. Talk about expedited justice!
But fear not, dear readers, for Sanjay doesn’t just dish out critiques. He’s got some solutions up his divine sleeve. He’s suggesting we take a page out of the Mahabharat playbook and bring back the good stuff. I’m talking about astras, those celestial weapons or ‘today’s AI bots’ that could zap through arguments faster than you can say “objection.” And let’s not forget about everyone’s favorite mediator, Krishna. Who better to sort out legal disputes than the Supreme Lord himself? It’s like Judge Judy but with more divinity and fewer TV ratings.
Sanjay’s wish list for the courts also includes some timeless classics like ‘dharma’ being the ultimate yardstick for judgment, and action and consequence ‘karma’ being the basis for dishing out rewards or punishments. It’s like a legal buffet with a side of cosmic ethics, and honestly, we’re here for it.
So, there you have it, folks. Sanjay, the legendary narrator of Mahabharat, is taking on the Indian legal system with his insightful commentary and a dash of ancient wisdom. Let’s hope his divine insights can inspire some much-needed changes in the courts. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll see lawyers invoking astras and judges mediating in the presence of a flute-playing deity. Until then, let’s keep our fingers crossed and our legal documents in check, because if anyone can bring about change, it’s Sanjay with his bird’s-eye view of the world!   Â
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